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EZRA KLEIN has entered the room.MATTHEW YGLESIAS has entered the room.
ERIC BOEHLERT has entered the room.
JOSH MARSHALL has entered the room.
EZRA KLEIN: wassup
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: my dick
JOSH MARSHALL: lolz!!! :D
EZRA KLEIN: hahahahahaha
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: whos got assignmt for 1st period talking points for tomorrow
JOSH MARSHALL: boehlert was supposed to get them from Mr Soros
JOSH MARSHALL: boehlert???
EZRA KLEIN: yo eric where r u
ERIC BOEHLERT: sorry went off to get a red bull
JOSH MARSHALL: ridin tha bull
ERIC ALTERMAN has entered the room.
EZRA KLEIN: hey boehlert whats the assignment
ERIC BOEHLERT: 3 part essay
ERIC BOEHLERT: 1. Explain why unemployment report shows stimulus is working
ERIC BOEHLERT: 2. link BP oil spill to teabaggers
ERIC BOEHLERT: 3. spin latest Gallups
JOSH MARSHALL: crap crap crap and I have a lab assignment for global warming due
ERIC ALTERMAN: o fack me looks like an all niter
ERIC BOEHLERT: thats why i got the red bull
EZRA KLEIN: no prob I totally got the answer key
JOSH MARSHALL: awesome!!! how did u get it???
EZRA KLEIN: I stayed after class and cleaned board for Mr Krugman
EZRA KLEIN: he left it on his desk
EZRA KLEIN: I actually think he wanted me to crib it
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: I wish all the teachers were as cool as Mr Krugman
ERIC ALTERMAN: tru dat
SPENCER ACKERMAN has entered the
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EZRA KLEIN: yo attackerman whatup homeslice
SPENCER ACKERMAN: hard out here 4 a gangsta
SPENCER ACKERMAN: who's got TP assgmt
EZRA KLEIN: ill txt u
JOSH MARSHALL: hey has anybody seen weigel?? he's usually here by now
EZRA KLEIN: idk thats weird i saw him at 2nd period editorial and he said he be here
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: does anybody else think Mr Krugman is kind of cute? ;)
JOSH MARSHALL: eeeewww gross
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: i mean 4 an old guy
JOSH MARSHALL: maybe,,, but he always has chunks of food in beard and his eyes are kinda crazy
EZRA KLEIN: idk, I think they're kinda penetrating and intense like Robert Pattinson
SPENCER ACKERMAN: omg omg I <3 Robert!!!!
SPENCER ACKERMAN: he is so dark and brooding & intense
ERIC BOEHLERT: omg ik what u mean <3 robert!!!
EZRA KLEIN: whos going to Twilight Friday???
ERIC BOEHLERT: me
JOSH MARSHALL: me too
ERIC ALTERMAN: me 3
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: me 3
ERIC ALTERMAN: lol gmta
EZRA KLEIN: i cant i got grounded
ERIC BOEHLERT: wtf??? why???
EZRA KLEIN: got busted for plagiarizing ACORN press release
JOSH MARSHALL: that sux! cant you get out of it???
EZRA KLEIN: i tried
EZRA KLEIN: i promised to write a free review for the WaPo movie section and everything
EZRA KLEIN: sometimes my editors are complete monsters
ERIC BOEHLERT: dont worry Ezra, we'll bring back a Robert Pattison poster 4 u
EZRA KLEIN: thx I luv u guys
EZRA KLEIN: just dont tell me any plot spoilerz i am going next week when my grounding is over
JOSH MARSHALL: hey matt ask your mom if she can drop us off at the mall AMC at 7
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: ok
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: i just hope we dont run into olbermann
EZRA KLEIN: eeewww
JOSH MARSHALL: ewww
ERIC BOEHLERT: eeeewww
EZRA KLEIN: FIRST!
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: that guy is kinda creepy
EZRA KLEIN: ya,, isnt he kinda old to be hanging around chat rooms and mall theaters
ERIC BOEHLERT: did he ever offer u a ride in his van?
JOSH MARSHALL: ya, like yesterday
EZRA KLEIN: im thinking about growing my hair out like justin bieber
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: omg u totally should it would look so cute on u
ERIC BOEHLERT: ita,,, justin rox
EZRA KLEIN: thats what i thought but it idk how he gets bangs to lay flat like that
DAVE WEIGEL has entered the room.JOSH MARSHALL: yo weigs where u been
ERIC BOEHLERT: zup homo
DAVE WEIGEL: fuck!!!!
DAVE WEIGEL: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: ????
DAVE WEIGEL: I m totally totally screwed
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: ????
DAVE WEIGEL: some azzhole has been leaking transcripts from Journolist again and emailed to my editors
EZRA KLEIN: wtf???
DAVE WEIGEL: ya... ALL the stuff
DAVE WEIGEL: ezra u stupid fuck u said this chatroom was off the record
EZRA KLEIN: omg sorry idk what happened,,, i made everybody swear pinky oath
DAVE WEIGEL: a lot of good that does me now, they have all the shit i wrote about the teabaggers even the pictures i posted
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: how bad can it be??
DAVE WEIGEL: this bad
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: holy crap
SPENCER ACKERMAN: I thought you were using ProActiv
DAVE WEIGEL: i signed up for the 3 month trial but got the refund
DAVE WEIGEL: if u think this is bad u should see me now, stress REALLY makes me break out
DAVE WEIGEL: omg when this gets out i m going to lose my column and get expelled,,, 4 years of J school down the drain, stupid fucking teabagger ratfuckers
EZRA KLEIN: omg dude i m so sorry
DAVE WEIGEL: no more DC parties and ill have to move back in with my parents
DAVE WEIGEL: they already bitch all the time about the $150 grand they spent on my degree
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: holy crap ezra you have to nuke the site NOW & erase the archives
ERIC BOEHLERT: ya before that Breitbart asshole starts sniffing around
EZRA KLEIN: ok ok ok i'll do it tonite
EZRA KLEIN: what i cant figure out is who is the ratfucker who is leaking this
KEITH OLBERMANN has entered the room.
KEITH OLBERMANN: hello, youngsters! How are my favorite aspiring Edward R. Murrows?
EZRA KLEIN: um hi
ERIC BOEHLERT: hey
KEITH OLBERMANN: I can't tell you how shocked and appalled to hear that there may have been some kind of compromising leak of off-the-record conversations from Journolist, involving David Weigel. Is this true, David?
DAVE WEIGEL: ya i guess so
KEITH OLBERMANN: I can only imagine the career damaging consequences of such a terrible breach of journalistic confidentiality! I suspect that your job at the Post is in serious jeopardy.
DAVE WEIGEL: look man can u come back later?
KEITH OLBERMANN: I'm only here to give you my help, David. Sensing your plight I asked my producers at MSNBC to offer you a recurring job as a contributor on Countdown.
DAVE WEIGEL: srsly??
KEITH OLBERMANN: Absolutely! And at the same pay. All you have to do now is tender your resignation at the Post before they have a chance to fire you, and we'll have you on the air as soon as we can locate a makeup technician skilled in your condition.
DAVE WEIGEL: wow keith! what can i do to thnk u?
KEITH OLBERMANN: Oh, I'm sure it will all work out splendidly. I'll drop by in my van to pick you up tomorrow at 11 pm sharp.
EZRA KLEIN: gee Keith ur really a pretty good guy after all
KEITH OLBERMANN: Don't mention it, lads. Say, would any of you boys care to join me over at Chatroulette tonight?
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KEITH OLBERMANN: hello?
