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EZRA KLEIN: who's here???
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: yo
JOSH MARSHALL: zup
EZRA KLEIN: Marty Peretz is a Crazy Ass Racist Jewboy!!! FTW!!
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: LOL
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BRAD DELONG: =D
ERIC ALTERMAN: What up yeah fuck Marty Peretz
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BRAD DELONG: ya,, srsly that neocon iz a fuctard
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: OMG Chait how can u work for that zionist heeb
JONATHAN CHAIT: PLOS
CHRIS HAYES: oops!!!! lmfao @ chait
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EZRA KLEIN: srsly fuck Althouse too, what an antisemite twat
EZRA KLEIN: So what should we post for 1st period blog tomorrow???
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: how about what olbermann said about o'reilly last nite
JESSE SINGAL: zzzzzz
ERIC ALTERMAN: ITA its boring..... plus olbermann is teh ghey
BRAD DELONG: ita,,, oreilly sucks but i m not giving that hysterical choad olbermann another reason to text me
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JOSH MARSHALL: IKWYM that fucker already texts me 20x a day for talking points,,, like we r BFFs
ERIC ALTERMAN: ya last weekend I was at the mall and olbermann came up to me in hot topic and is all like 'HI Eric!!! hows it goin!!! Did you watch me on teh COUNTDOWN?!?!?
BRAD DELONG: gross lol
ERIC ALTERMAN: and then the cool kids from the Nation and Vanity Fair came in
JOSH MARSHALL: OMG how embarrassing. I cant believe you invited him to JournoList Ezra
EZRA KLEIN: i told you i was sorry. he just kept bugging me. i tried changing his password but he keeps hacking back on
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SPENCER ACKERMAN: hey what's goin on
EZRA KLEIN: hey dude we're talking about 1st period blog post
SPENCER ACKERMAN: how about we pants Mickey Kaus
ISAAC CHOTINER: how come
SPENCER ACKERMAN: b/c he posted some shit talk about teh J-list yesterday... he's all like cabal and groupthink and juicebox mafia and all that crap
EZRA KLEIN: what a washed up azzhole
SPENCER ACKERMAN: ya I told him that jealous wannabee he need to prove it or STFU
MICHAEL COHEN: ackerman FTW!!!
EZRA KLEIN: I dont know... i heard he has a black belt in tae kwon do so maybe we shouldnt provoke him... any other ideas???
JOSH MARSHALL: How about we do something about how wingnut bloggers live in an echo chamber
JESSE SINGAL: sweeet!!!! gmta
MICHAEL COHEN: ya its like those fukkkkerz are in a echo chamber or something
CHRIS HAYES: gmta
JONATHAN CHAIT: ya total echo chamber
BRAD DELONG: echo-o-o-o-o-o-o cha-a-a-a-mber-er-er-er
ISAAC CHOTINER: lols
EZRA KLEIN: ok,,, we agree. Yglesias its your turn to write it
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: cant, I have h/w assignment due for rahm emanuel
EZRA KLEIN: how about u Ackerman
SPENCER ACKERMAN: gotta go with my mom to get suit for my cousins bar mitzva
EZRA KLEIN: come on somebody! it'll only take 20 minutes
JONATHAN CHAIT: I vote katha
CHRIS HAYES: ya katha
KATHA POLLITT: oh yeah,, sure,,, you just want me to do the work b/c im the only girl in the room
CHRIS HAYES: no! we really like the way you write
ISAAC CHOTINER: yeah come on Katha
KATHA POLLITT: ok but this is the last time i am doing everybodys blog post. no wonder none of the popular girls will hang out with you
EZRA KLEIN: so whos going to Fallout Boy concert friday???
JONATHAN CHAIT: me!!! got tix today
CHRIS HAYES: OMG they are AWESUM!!!!1
EZRA KLEIN: what are you going to wear...???
JOSH MARSHALL: my new skinny jeans from hot topic
SPENCER ACKERMAN: nfw!! better not be the blk ones,, thats wht Im wearing
JOSH MARSHALL: wear it w/ yr green vest, ill wear my plaid trucker shirt from urbn outfittrs
SPENCER ACKERMAN: ok
ISAAC CHOTINER: what do you guys use 2 get your hair flat like that ?? I use paul mitchell conditioner but it just poofs it
ISAAC CHOTINER: plus Im going bald
SPENCER ACKERMAN: i got a nice flat iron from forever 21
CHRIS HAYES: I wish Good Charlotte was still touring
JOSH MARSHALL: me too... i read in 16 that benji and joel are still dealing with personal relationship issues
BRAD DELONG: I <3 benji!! it must have been heartbreaking for joel to break up with hillary duff
EZRA KLEIN: I heard that she was a real bitch
KATHA POLLITT: that's sexist!!!
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KEITH OLBERMANN: Hi everybody!!
JESSE SINGAL: gtg bye
JONATHAN CHAIT: amf
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KEITH OLBERMANN: anybody here?????
KEITH OLBERMANN:HELLO I know youre here I can scroll up
EZRA KLEIN: hey
KEITH OLBERMANN: I'm doing a piece on the countdown about sex trends in the Obama years,,, I need some good quotes!!
BRAD DELONG: thats actually kinda kewl
KEITH OLBERMANN: anybody here ever have sex???
EZRA KLEIN:
MATTHEW YGLESIAS:
JONATHAN CHAIT: u mean with a girl?
KEITH OLBERMANN: ya I guess so
EZRA KLEIN:
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: ewwwwww
ERIC ALTERMAN: I french kissed Rachel Goldman at Trotsky youth camp in 6th grade
CHRIS HAYES: 4 reals??? did you get boob???
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: ewwwwww
ERIC ALTERMAN: no... and I found out later she did it on a $5 dare
EZRA KLEIN: man thats fucked up what a bitch
KATHA POLLITT: thats sexist!!!!
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ERIC ALTERMAN: she ended up ruining my dental headgear... the camp counselor wouldnt drive me to the orthodontist because he said station wagons were tools of the bourgeois
CHRIS HAYES: bummer
ERIC ALTERMAN: and thats how I got these fucked up teeth
MICHAEL COHEN: gtg nite all
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SPENCER ACKERMAN: did katha leave?
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: yeah
SPENCER ACKERMAN: shes a total bitch but she's right... none of the hot media girls will hang out with us
EZRA KLEIN: i/k, but i don't get it... i know i used to have kind of a complexion problem but it cleared up after i started using ProActiv
CHRIS HAYES: i/k a couple of us are a little chubby but were all pretty cute and it's not like we wear gross clothes or anything
SPENCER ACKERMAN: ya but the only girls who will talk to us are ugly av club lepers like katha and jane hamsher and amanda marcotte
EZRA KLEIN: dont forget the two naomis
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: ewwwwww
JOSH MARSHALL: sometimes i really hate my body... does anyone know any good fast diets?
ERIC ALTERMAN: dont fall in that trap josh... read the article in the May Teen Utne about dealing with body image
MATTHEW YGLESIAS: idk if im ready to really be with a girl
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KATHA POLLITT: this is katha and jane and amanda!! we are at amandas house and we have been reading EVERYTHING you boys said!!!! F/U!!! i hope your happy, jane is crying in the bathroom!!!
EZRA KLEIN: oh shit sorry
KATHA POLLITT: tell it to jane you JERK-O-LIST AZZHOLES!! And guess what ezra?? I have a screen cap of the whole thing!!! I bet mickey kaus will be interested in seeing it!!!!
EZRA KLEIN: come on dont do that katha
KATHA POLLITT: too late ezra, and you can write ur own fucking blogpost for 1st period. FTW!!!
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MATTHEW YGLESIAS: faaaaack
EZRA KLEIN: we're screwed
JOSH MARSHALL:
SPENCER ACKERMAN: c u tomorrow.
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KEITH OLBERMANN: anybody else here?
KEITH OLBERMANN: hello?
