All half-baked Spitzer bits must go!
With apologies to Lieber and Stoller (and with a strong content warning)
I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth
You know the one with high-priced prostitutes
She pulled out her cell and got Kristen on the line
She said yes indeed, it's...Love Client #9
I told her that my wife has lots of class
But Jewish girls won't take it up the ass
She pulled off her drawers and sent shivers up my spine
She said get over here now... Love Client #9
She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said it doesn't matter if you go for the pink
I'm here to satisfy every one of your kinks
I grabbed her hips, I closed my eyes
I'm such a fink
She took an imprint of my credit card
And now I'm hoisted on my own petard
Who knew the feds would wiretap the line?
This looks like the end for... Love Client #9
Love Client #9
Love Client #9
