One of the scariest moments we all face is going to the DMV for a drivers license, looking at the other people waiting in line, and suddenly realizing: this is a representative cross-section of society.
I had a similar moment recently while checking my referral logs. It seems quite a few of you were led to this site through Google and other search engines, in the course of searching for... well, other "stuff." I decided to compile some of your actual referring search strings and pages into a new form of abstract free verse I like to call "Hai-Goo".
I would like to thank all of the Googlers who contributed their latent poetic talent to this project, and encourage some of you to seek professional help. Soon.
ON THE ROAD
mystery machine van:
Marciel Basanta Lopez,
sonny barger and hunter s. thompson,
tommy ivo + disney,
snoop dog and girl gone wild
cinnamon rolls truck stop recipes wisconsin
CONGRESSIONAL ROLL CALL
republican or democrat,
a list of vegetables.
STILL LIFE WITH DAILY KOS THREAD
CRYSTALS and aliens hitler jews conspiracy brains
dumpster diving teenager, motions dance and skate ware,
13th floor elevator jesus christ blotter acid,
allison v12 aircraft engine,
mama mia, book controversy?
kmart buyout patriarchal crosse
drag doll kung fu soft ware,
"bob hope" vietnam controversy
The Truth is out there.
SENATOR GITMO
what is a fatwad?
teleprompter senator Dick Durbin.
blue states chorus of intolerance,
funny Dick names
the stalest games ever.
JEZEBEL WOMAN
gil barber marlboro man,
exposing my sexy wife.
sexy sleep ware
naughty house wife
naughty house wife is sexy,
nude sunbathing in iowa.
The media charges George Bush with adultery
on one hand this happens, on another
lutefisk.
TAHITIAN JEZEBEL ESCAPE (FOR PAUL GAUGIN)
the sea was angry;
poi robot goldfish catch
macrame banana hammocks.
UN work?
hot girl on girl action.
see you in september,
topless Polynesian Babes.