If you operate a salad bar, please be advised that Federal courts command you -- Thou Shall Not Kill any of the following items:
Rawhide Hill Onion
Munz's Onion
Texas Wild Rice
Hawaiian Haha
Fragrant prickly apple
Price's potato bean
Steamboat buckwheat
Longspurred mint
Rough popcorn flower
Small's milkpea
Malheur Wire-lettuce
West Indian Walnut
Miccosukee Gooseberry
Nota Bene.
We're so screwed here in San Antonio.
Thanks Sierra Club for making our lives hell when the next drought hits.
Texas Wild Rice? Gimme a break.
Posted by: RIP Ford | March 25, 2005 at 01:01 AM
Sigh - The law is an ass
Posted by: Tim McNabb | March 25, 2005 at 12:03 AM
dang nagit! those are THE best parts of any good ole salad. harrumph.
Posted by: fluke_boy | March 24, 2005 at 08:14 PM
I don't know what I mariposa pussypaws is, but I feel safer knowing the Department of the Interior is protecting it.
Bruce's children want to know if there is any way you could get brussel sprouts added to this list.
Posted by: Ferdinand T Cat | March 24, 2005 at 07:54 PM
You should have checked out some of the links. If you had, you would have found that the same law that protects the Rawhide Hill Onion also protects the Mariposa Pussypaws.
Posted by: Paul | March 24, 2005 at 05:55 PM
I am reading the blogs today to track Terri's case. Thanks for making me laugh on such a sad day.
Posted by: Richard (5th generation Iowan) in Houston | March 24, 2005 at 05:45 PM
*putting down a half-eaten Haha*
...
damn.
Posted by: Dave | March 24, 2005 at 04:00 PM
I say there my friend - I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Hawaiian Haha today.
(I am sure some of those were in the cocktails over at the Halakahini Patouey Polish-Fijian nightclub and coconut bar.)
Posted by: ronaldusmagnus | March 24, 2005 at 03:51 PM
maybe Jeb Bush could declare Terri Schiavo an endangered species.....
Posted by: vivi | March 24, 2005 at 01:05 PM
This is in poor taste.
I approve.
Posted by: spongeworthy | March 24, 2005 at 01:02 PM
(burp)
Sorry.
Posted by: SSG Pooh | March 24, 2005 at 12:23 PM
(burp)
Sorry.
Posted by: SSG Pooh | March 24, 2005 at 12:23 PM
Sorry.
Posted by: SSG Pooh | March 24, 2005 at 12:22 PM