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William Johnson

Great stuff. How can I get on your email list?


Hmmmmmm.... now I can't find it at ScrappleFace. Either Scott retracted it, or it was never there and I imagined things. Either way, I hereby retract my assertion.


Uhhhhh... the first group of paragraphs of this is identical to an article on ScrappleFace - with no attribution here or there. Somebody is copying somebody, but I have no clue who's screwing who...

Don't laugh...the guys at Merrill Lynch have been working on this one for awhile...word is though they are waiting for the EU constitution so they can roll up all of Europe in the deal...

If this means Renault parts will become readily available out here, should we look for Le Ramblers on the dirt at Knoxville?

Voted for Nixon
Cedar Rapids, IA.


But what about Stuckey's??

Anselmo Cardinal Trentino

Splendid piece of work, pal.

Funny, too.

Hilarious! Especially the "Rocky History" part. I laughed so I cried.

By the way, I just came across this item on eBay:

Rundown property in poor condition, about to close down under hostile pressure from transnational Jihad Corp. Some water leakage. DIRT CHEAP - no money-back guarantee. Includes great art bargains: Vermeer, Rembrandt, van Gogh, etc. CALL NOW! Tomorrow it may be gone.
STARTING BID: 2,000,000,000 EURO"


Sir Not Appearing in this Blog

I almost didn't make it past the first few paragraphs. After my wife called the paramedics (I was asphyxiated from laughing so hard) they were wary of letting me near my iBook again.

Funniest thing I've read since the "Cracker Culture" bit.

spd rdr


Yes, after 1000 years in business, Belgium is closing its doors, forever! Due to recent big box mergers, Belgium is forced to liquidate. Everything in the entire country must be sold!

For the first time in its history, Belgium has not been invaded for more than forty years!! Take advantage of our overstocked inventory! Choose from handy "Doormat of Europe" doormats and framed copies of the Treaty of Munster. And don't forget about our large selection of overpriced beer and smuggled diamonds!

For two days only, take advantage of Belgium without using force! No reasonable price will be refused!

Belgium - The Last Place You'd Look

Lol. great!


I also can't help but think this will hurt them in the domestic market unless they change France's policy of "the customer is never right if they are American". I checked out their online store - great new Saddam Hussein "Oil for Food" beret line!


Does anybody know if they are considering putting in wine shops in all the K-maparts now?

Ilaughed so hard tears were running down my face. I have your site bookmarked now!


Foreign buyers of French arms will be pleased with the Craftsman Tool policy to be instituted upon completion of the merger. Any bomb, tank, rifle or aircraft carrier that breaks for any reason, as long as you own it, will be replaced on the spot no questions asked.

Sears is currently seeking to fill positions in the Returns Department and will consider recruits from ethnic and religious groups with experience handling volatile substances. Sears is an Equal Opportunity Employer, and encourages diversity among it's employees.






Mike from TO

You've made my day. Thanks!

Iron Fist

[Dark, malevolent laughter]


Well done, holmes :-)



Just discovered your site via "Dollywood". Can't get enough.

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