Tired schtick, sure. But I'm only thinking ahead. (Via LGF)
10. Wheel chocks for IAF jet
9. Shellac, make into bobsled for the heartwarming underdog Palestinian Winter Olympics team
8. Police barrier for West Bank car swarms
7. Large finishing trowel for that big Israeli barrier wall spackling project
6. Whimsical towel dispenser for that one UN restroom where the hand dryer is always broken
5. Comfy beanbag chair for the Middle East Studies faculty lounge at Columbia U
4. Artsy stage ramp for 2005 Nobel gala in Oslo
3. Gold-plated memorial statue at Switzerland's Tomb of the Unknown Money Launderer
2. Crash test dummy for Ramallah Institute for Semtex Safety
and...
1. Beelzebub's eternal prison bitch
What? I suspect this is only funny if you're from the US.
Posted by: mrs mcmuffin | October 29, 2004 at 05:12 AM
If Arafat dies in France will he be buried next to Napoleon or Foch?
Posted by: smitty | October 28, 2004 at 05:18 PM
I was hoping for one of those IDF half-a-dude splatter deaths for this guy like that "cleric in a wheelchair" they capped. I still laugh every time I google up that grisly, hilarious morgue photo.
Posted by: spongeworthy | October 28, 2004 at 11:47 AM
i can't wait til they throw his casket into a shi'ite mosh pit like they did with khomeini's...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley | October 28, 2004 at 11:23 AM