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Lord, what fools these mortals be! William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "A Midsummer Night's Dream", Act 2 scene 2

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Strength to Love, 1963 Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. Nick Diamos

Paul Zrimsek

"Yeah, I play Burl Ives. Scares the hell out of the slopes."

mr mcmuffin

It's so hard to get at the truth these days, but when Bob Hope came to our house for dinner last night, I asked him about the polar mission. There was a dealthy silence that I took to mean that it was all true.


I bet Kerry's wishing he was a Bumble, then maybe he could get a bounce.


When reached for comment, Yukon Cornelius simply said "nothin'".

Mr. Bingley

heh, but wasn't yukon cornelius driving the other swift sleigh?


STOP IT!!! You made me snarf my beer!

Brian B

Only 146 days before Christmas? I question the timing of this report.


Brilliant. Get this man a job at the Onion.

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