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Elliot Fajerstein, Director of the National Association of State Nutjob Control Officers, said that officials in affected states should be “vigilant and well stocked with tranquilizer darts and CO2 cartridges, and also megaphone collars.”

Damn, iowahawk, that's a beaut! Perhaps the Association could give a shout-out to grief counselors letting them know how much they will be needed by Dean-O's minions when they realize their self-actualization experiment has ended. There's sure to be much keening, hair-pulling and chest-beating down New Hampshire-way in the very near future.

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