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July 30, 2008


Professor Jonathan

Ah, yes: the dreaded "bat-wing" syndrome...

Product Description

"Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits."

The Amazon page continues:

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I see a 'Bolus' tag in this product's future...


More importantly:

"Balla Powder for Men contains Non-Asbestiform Talc. That is, talc which DOES NOT contain carcinogenic asbestos fibers."

Professor Jonathan

Yes, but still of not much use if your balls happen to catch fire...


Balls of fire? Great! I feel a song coming on ...


Ah, yes! Just the thing for the lads at the Master Bates Memorial PingPong Tournament.

Do remember Master Bates wisely words "More than two shakes and you're playing with yourself"

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