I admit it. I'm a complete mesmerized dope for Turbonique. A couple of years ago I wrote a blog entry (reposted here) about the history of the mysterious Orlando, FL company and their insane line of rocket-powered hot rod speed equipment. That led to more research and digging, and an expanded version of the piece that appeared in Garage Magazine #14. I continue to work on a couple of other Turbonique related projects.
In the course of writing those pieces I've had the opportunity to interview some of the people who worked with Turbonique and the daredevils like Ky "Rocketman" Michaelson who used their products. Along the way I even obtained my own Turbonique C-2-A rocket supercharger. So I thought I was pretty set until I saw this (h/t to several readers):
That there is the "Tobacco King" '64 Galaxie 500 of R.J. Reynolds heir Zack Reynolds. Up front, a 427 FE topped with a Latham axial flow blower, fed by 4 sidedraft Carters. In back: A 1000 hp Turbonique rocket-fueled drag axle. Put 'em all together and figure 1500+ hp to the rear wheels. This was Reynolds' Saturday Night Special, which he would street race in Winston-Salem and Greensboro NC in the 60's. I interviewed a man for the Garage Magazine article who worked on the car, who reported that Reynolds was absolutely nuts and (given his family station) had no fear of the police, and thought nothing of kicking in the rocket motor for a low-stakes street race.
To me this is the single greatest street-driven automobile in the history of planet Earth, and on May 17 it goes up for auction. I don't care what unspeakable deeds I have to perform to make it happen, I swear it will be in my garage someday. Unfortunately I suspect that rapacious bidders will push the price beyond my meager means.
That's why I'm taking my hat in hand and asking you to send an email pledge of financial support with the subject line "Make Iowahawk Happy Pledge Fund." Please, no actual cash or PayPal donations. Just a pledge amount that you'd be seriously willing to contribute on the condition that I actually get the car. If that happens, I promise a free rocket car ride to any pledger that comes to Chicago.
Excelsior!
PS - Even if you don't want to make me happy, I'll still take your pledge! Just send it with the subject line "See Iowahawk Splattered On a Cliffside Pledge Fund"
You have two healthy children, they should fetch enough on the black market to pay for the car and a new pair of pants (to replace the ones you fill with shit after the first time you light up that candle.)
Posted by: COOP | March 21, 2008 at 06:00 PM
Yeah, but Raoul the local child broker told me I would probably get docked 30-40% because they're both biters.
Posted by: iowahawk | March 21, 2008 at 06:12 PM
I don't suppose this thing comes with a drum of the good stuff go-go juice does it? what was it called? N-prophylactic tartrate or something? and oh yeah, almost forgot, Carter is still a pussy. (just in case Matt comes back.)
Shheeeeeiiit!, just looked at the slideshow, 1500 horsies with a bench seat?, hell I'd be pleased as punch with just a beater version of Coop's Falcon.
Posted by: Bob | March 21, 2008 at 06:51 PM
The French have a word for it: Bitchin'.
Posted by: COOP | March 22, 2008 at 12:49 AM
Hmm, seems I've found a loophole. Check your beer fund. I know you said no actual cash, but the sad fact is I have a dominant "pinchpenny" gene that seldom yields to the recessive "munificence" gene. (One of many reasons I can't keep a decent harem.) Now, I won't broadcast how much I've PayPal'd you, but let's just say you don't have to worry about money anymore.
Posted by: CaptainVictory | March 22, 2008 at 06:10 AM
Thanks! But I stopped worrying about money years ago, right after I discovered Sloe Gin & Percoset.
Posted by: iowahawk | March 22, 2008 at 10:30 AM
I prefer heroin and Skittles.
Posted by: COOP | March 22, 2008 at 11:43 AM
Feh, once you've had a Unisom,ho-ho and malt liquor combo, you'll never go back to mere heroin or percoset.
Posted by: Bob | March 22, 2008 at 02:04 PM
Somehow I think you will fold like a cheap card table the first time you light it up. Bill Cosby tells your story (with names changed) so well in 200 M.P.H
http://www.amazon.com/200-M-P-H-Bill-Cosby/dp/B0007N19D2
Posted by: jreid | March 23, 2008 at 05:25 PM
I've found what looks like a pretty good mechanic course online. But I'm not sure if I should go to a college or a specialist school to be a motorcycle mechanic.
Posted by: Christopher | June 21, 2008 at 04:12 PM