Also, I Look Good in Basic Black

After narrow losses in my races for the presidency, the Illinois U.S. Senate seat, and U.S. Car Czar, I have been carefully weighing which remaining public offices offer (a) the best opportunity for serving my country, and (b) the fattest expense account. My Chicago-Austin pal Tom Elia at the New Editor points out the obvious:

Drop by Tom's joint and join the groundswell!