Why wait for America's new government auto overlords to dictate your next ride? Now you can have the dynamic Car of Tomorrow today! My super special farmer friend Aaron Grote tells me he may be ready to trade in the Atomic Punk -- the celebrated bubbletop concept car Aaron built in his garage from a 59 Plymouth (and case after case of domestic lager).
This sporty subcompact features 360 degree visibility, seating for two, and a 600 hp 392 Chrysler Hemi topped with 8 gleaming Strombergs. EPA mileage estimates: 35 mpg city, 45 highway, give or take a decimal point. And if you're concerned about frying ant-style under that magnifying glass, rest easy -- this baby also features comfort-ride air conditioning!
How's the ride? Let's have Aaron demonstrate the Punk's impeccable road manners on a quiet test drive on the mighty two-lane Autobahns of Central Illinois. Watch as it gracefully overtakes crop sprayers and other various agricultural road hazards:
And now, for a limited time, this fine specimen of the car maker's art is available to the right buyer. If you have a hankering for an award-winning, one-of-a-kind hoopty featured in countless magazine articles and with charisma to spare, drop me an email (with subject line "Atomic Punk") and I will provide further details. Please, no tire kickers -- serious inquiries only.
