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Odds & Ends

There are a couple more late additions to the Earth Week Cruise-In which you should check out. In other Earth Week Cruise News, Iowahawk gets results! David Archibald sends in a scan from the May 8 edition of the West Australia News (Perth's leading newspaper) celebrating his title as Iowahawk's Champion Carbonator of 2008. David also sends word that, as a result, the News has invited him to pen a global warming op-ed piece.

Good onya, mate! Enjoy the spoils of victory.

WAN Carbon Footprint 8th May 2008 2

And on the topic of Aussie climate change news, a tip of the chapeau to the legendary Tim Blair for spotting the best news story of the 21st Century: global warming causes great tits!

May 09, 2008 in Our Precious Planet |

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