Looking for a unique gift for that hard-to-please Iowahawk reader on your holiday list? Tired of the maddening traffic and crowds at the mall? Relax, the Iowahawk Treasures-By-Mail™ Network is here to help! ITBM™ is the innovative no-hassle blog marketing system that lets you shop at home from the comfort of your easy chair, while we do all the work -- with a little assist from our jittery friends at the US Postal Service!
Our first offering is this superb porcelain collector's plate celebrating Iowa's pork abundance. Follow "Porky's" Circle of Life -- from the farrowing house, to the first squeal of innoculation, to piggy heaven as he is transformed into meat products, lard, bone meal, and groovy suede disco jacket.
The reverse of this fine collectible bears a nice calligraphic inscription, reading:
Gracing America's Table
This fine porcelain plate has been created by World Wide Art Studios as a tribute to the Pork Industry. Produced in a limited edition of ten thousand pieces, the eleven color design was kiln fired fusing color with glaze to insure that its beauty will last forever.
Farmers Cooperative Company
Cleghorn - Cherokee - 1983
And now, this beautiful commemorative of the Farmer's Co-op of Cleghorn and Cherokee, Iowa can be yours, to save as a family heirloom or use as an hors d'oeuvres tray at your next cocktail party. I am offering this one-of-a-kind gift for the low, low price of $39.95. This bargain price includes domestic shipping, a handy display hanger, and a personalized autograph from Iowahawk's Dave Burge on the reverse! If you prefer the non-autographed version, add $5.
To get this timeless treasure, simply be the first reader to email me requesting the plate. Then, once I notified you as the lucky winner, send your payment via the tipjar on the left, along with a shipping address.
Look for more collectible treasures from ITBM™ in the days ahead. Until then, happy holidays ITBM™ SmartShoppers™!