LEGION OF DUMB
Ever wonder where Iowahawk readers come from, in order to reduce your risk of possible contact? Now you're in luck! I've created a Frappr Map group named the Iowahawk Legion of Dumb to geographically locate these potential health hazards. If you are a reader, please enter your zip code and a brief greeting. A scientific team will drop by later to tag your ear for enhanced tracking purposes. Thanks!
HAWKEYE HOOSEGOW HONEY OF THE WEEK
Via Iowacentric blogger supreme State 29, I am introducing another new feature involving two of my favorites subjects: my beloved home state of Iowa, and allegedly bad girls behind bars.
Background: the fine law enforcement professionals at Des Moines' Polk County Jail have created a browsable online database of recent arrestee mugshots. A wonderful convenience for us connoisseurs of Caged Heat, to be sure, but who really wants to wade through all those fright-wigged meth psychopaths to get to the good stuff? As a service to the Iowahawk reader community, I'll be winnowing through the photos to find only the finest examples of Iowa jailhouse pulchitrude. Remember fellas -- all these gals are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law!
Inaugural jailhouse cutie of the week is... a tie!
Our vivacious co-honoree #1, Carmen B., was booked on October 26 for domestic assault with intent to commit serious injury. This Des Moines firecracker lists her vital statistics as 5' 4", 135 pounds and $13,000 bond.
At a svelt 5' 7", 130 pounds, lovely co-honoree #2 Ashley B. comes to our attention via two charges of probation violation. What are this 21-year old's turn-ons? No information there, but we've gotta believe her turn-offs include phony people and her $20,000 bond.
Congrats, ladies, and good luck in court!
WHAT IS WAS, WAS FOOTBALL
New NCAA top 25 Bounty Method ratings for games through October 24. Where are the Hawkeyes? Aaaarghh, don't ask. For the complete NCAA Division I-A rankings, click here.
BOUNTY METHOD RATINGS OCTOBER 24
1 Penn State 651
2 TCU 645
3 Texas 642
4 Southern Cal 627
5 Virginia Tech 617
6 Wisconsin 613
7 Georgia 604
8 Alabama 599
9 UCLA 577
10 Oregon 548
11 Michigan 504
12 West Virginia 497
13 Boston College 487
14 Northwestern 477
15 LSU 467
16 Ohio State 464
17 Florida St 458
18 Minnesota 454
19 Notre Dame 438
20 Missouri 433
21 New Mexico 428
22 UTEP 409.5
23 Tulsa 402
24 Miami FL 401
25 Colorado 399
YOU"RE A POET AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT
A new Hai-Gu -- poetry generated from the actual Google searches that brought visitors to this site. I really have no idea what this one means.
Homophobe at Satay Restaurant
what is chopped, channeled and decked?
balinese food and drinking kustoms
people don't wash their hands afr going o the bathroom
i hate boys WHO ARE YOUNG GAY PUPPIES
