THEY SAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY: DADA DADA DADA, DA DA
And you're probably asking yourself: just what can I do to commemorate ol' Dave eluding the Reaper for yet another sun-cycle? A little PayPal baksheesh? A thoughtful surprise gift? From female readers, provocative offers of birthday spankery?
Fine ideas all, but here's something I really want you to do -- a good turn for our men and women in the armed forces. Please drop a donation on one of these fine organizations and let 'em know that Iowahawk readers remember and honor their sacrifice.
Special Ops Warrior Foundation: College scholarships and aid for children of SpecOps personnel killed in combat or training.
Freedom Alliance: College scholarship program for children of armed forces members who have been wounded or killed.
American Snipers: supplies gear and support for US combat sharpshooters.
Army Emergency Relief Fund
Navy-Marine Corps Relief Society
Air Force Aid Society
Quick reminder: the Iowahawk Millionth Hit Hullaballoo is scheduled for March 12 at a secret rendezvous in Chicago. Spaces are filling up fast, so if you're interested drop me an email soon.
WACKY COLLEGE SPORTS BLOOPERS & BONERS
I dont think there to prowd of it nether
"I am embarrassed to call myself an alumni of the University of Louisville."
High School basketball coach Dale Mabry
Oh yeah, Mike? How about OSU grad GARTH BROOKS?
Um, okay, well, okay then there is the ...
and the... um... all right, I see what you mean
"When we get back it'll be Ohio State 30 -- Oklahoma State, still pointless."
ESPN Play-by-play announcer Mike Tirico, going into a 2004 Alamo Bowl commercial break
MENTALLY DISTURBED NETWORK ANCHORMAN BUNGLES & HALLUCINATIONS
"I believe in the dream, the magical mystical kingdom of CBS News. It may exist only in our minds, but that makes it no less real."
Dan Rather, quoted in upcoming New Yorker interview