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Harry Mallory

You're absolutely murdering me with these scripts.

Love this line:
"VOICE OVER: Saddle up, buckaroos! Now you too can be an old west diplomat with the Johnny Nuance Deluxe Junior Negotiator Kit. It comes complete with authentic letters of reprimand..."

That had me rolling!

Great job!

Greg

This is beautiful, Iowahawk! A tip of the hat, and a suggestion to move out to Hollywood and start writing!

A.R.Yngve

Great stuff.
:)

Gwalchmai

Great piece! Masterful satire and nostalgia all together...

Mongo

Thank You so much IowaHawk.

Reminds me of getting up Saturday mornings in my PJ's and moving the rabbit ears on the TV until the grainy BW picture showed.

Absolutely marvelous

Chad Dimples

Excellent!
Keep on hawking in Iowa.
Thank you,
Chad Dimples

Darren

Wasn't this program sponsored by Johnny Eagle, the toy gun with the "safe, plastic bullets"?

Nice job, 'Hawk.

squiggyjahmal

Probably the funniest thing I have ever read... saw it over at RWN... brilliant job IOWAHAWK!!

The Monster

Here's another ballad for the current episode of Johnny Nuance (just guess what the tune is):


He wore a bla-zing sun-tan
His nails were so well done
There is no one else who can
be all to ev-ry-one.


He's ta-ken man-y stances
though just to take them back
He's says he likes his chances
Of win-ning in Iraq

He'll hold a spe-cial sum-mit
We won't go it a-lone
He'll have the UN run it
Get Ko-fi on the phone!


While North Korea threat-ens
There's troub-le in Iran
A-cquir-ing nu-clear weap-ons
Is their sin-is-ter plan

Don't fear that those rogue na-tions
Will make of him a fool
He'll stop pro-lif-er-a-tion
by giving them the fuel


His name is John-ny Nu-ance
A gen-u-ine phe-nom
They real-ly like him in Frahhnce
As well as Vi-et Nam

Marc

"...back in ‘Tam..."
Hahahahaha
LMAO

Lewis

Hysterical, as per usual.
-----------------------------
HAYES: Do you mind, Nuance? Me and the boys are a little busy here.

JOHNNY: You call this collection of drunks and layabouts a posse?
-----------------------------
Ah, that Johnny, so good at rebuilding relationships with our allies!

Sean

Brilliant.

By any chance is Lance LaDouche (In addition to being anti-Kerry) an extremely oblique swipe at Tim Robbins' character in "Bull Durham"?

doppelganglander

Brilliant! I am laughing so hard I've exhausted all cliches to describe it!

evariste

Jesus, that was funny. Grrr! I'm peacefully boxed in!

John Rylander

Absolutely wonderful. Thanks, and keep it up! :)

Doug

I doff my hat to a master.

mesekwa

Love it!!!

Jeff

Your are talented and I want an autograph before you rise up to star status. Don't forget us little people.

holygoat

SNL my ass -- this is Firesign Theater worthy material.

Bravo!

eaglefan

I had the exact same thought about SNL when I read this. good stuff!

Don Brouhaha

I foresee another Johnny Nuance adventure in November at Truth or Consequences, Arizona.

directorblue

Out-freaking-standing! SNL better hire you, toot suite (as Pierre would say)...

brenda

Wonderful, just wonderful! And to think I doubted you could top "Rather blames Rove in Rocket-Skate Mishap". (Well, maybe not top, but to me it's a tie.)

echoecho

Brilliant!

Lee Shore

Most excellent! Very nuanced!

Small quibble: Kerry's wife's house is on Nantucket, not the Vineyard.

"There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose ... "

Well, you remember the limmerick.

Notice that the Dems don't have this sort of humor to aim at GWB. All they can do is screech that he's a liar. But then Dems are funny folk. The natural butts of humor for their high seriousness (if that's what it is).

Leelu

...we are *not* worthy!!!

w/ Chuck Connors as 'Marshall Hays', Don Knotts as 'Johnny Nuance', and Shelley Winters as 'Teresa'.

(In keeping w/ the '50s TV era..., yes I do remember it)

chunkstyle

Outstanding! This is why you're on the short list of RSS feeds to watch. Keep up the good work!

BarCodeKing

If I didn't want to be cackled at for using French, I'd say, "Tres bon!" As it is, I'll stick to English and say, "Dude, that rocks!"

T.M.K.

Great work! It's the sort of skit SNL would be doin' if they weren't DNC shills.

Right Wing Bob

Utterly perfect. Kerry defined and disposed of, and a barrel of laughs to boot.

Now why couldn't Bush just have said this ... ?

Dr Alice

::blush::

uncle dave

Bravo!

that was brilliant LMAO

iowahawk

Geez, you really like to ask a lot of questions for a husband hunter.

Dr Alice

This is freaking brilliant. How do you come up with this stuff?

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