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your cool

Do you know FREEDOM? Larry did. He was doing what he loved, he was free, he is free. Larry like many bikers, looked scary, but was as kind a man as you could ever find. So many judgements from those ignorant enough to make them. If there were more people like Indian Larry the world would be a better place. Larry came to do a job, set an example, now he is gone. Look closely, learn from his example, he was showing you how to live. Larry Desmedt was bigger than life. Ride free Larry.

yeah well Larry knows bikes and he knows class. He builds them to ride and he ain't gonna puss out when he gets caught in a rainstorm.. This is American made machinery that'll go on forever

I was so sad to hear Indian Larry had died. I was not sad to hear he died while riding. AMEN LARRY, you are regarded as highly as they come and go. May the world be better by your being here and better by your passing. My Life is better, funner and far more bitchin cause you were here. Thanks Bro..... :)

i love you, you are the greatest bike builder..

RIP Indian Larry, glad we had you with us.

Your work will live on forever, and your
presence will be felt even though youre gone.


Slick

p.s. Ive met the guys at OCC at least 8 times,
and never had to pay for an autograph or a picture.
Matter of fact, they stayed over their time
by an hour at the last show, and never charged
anyone a dime..

I just got through watching American Chopper with my husband and learned of Larry's death. Paul Sr. had just given David Mann's widow a bike in his memory. It was a beautiful bike. Paul Sr. made the comment that the bike world had lost two remarkable people this year - David Mann & Indian Larry. To bad some people on site to remember Larry are saying such hateful things about other people. This is suppose to be about an amazing man who built amazing bikes and offered his services to anyone who asked. Just ask Billy Lane. Larry your genius will be missed. Love always, Judith & Daniel

A true biker all the way,so long Larry.

I am stunned and so deeply saddened at the news I've learned about Indian Larry! I only found out last night after watching American Chopper, three months after the fact. I had no clue whatsoever.He will be sorely missed. From what I had seen of him watching Discovery channel, he seemed like a wonderful, compassionate and kind fellow. I pray for Gasoline Alley, and his family. This is a tragic loss. You left this world too soon Larry. God Bless You in heaven. Your fan Louie from Brooklyn, NY

I too only heard about his death on the American Chopper Episode, it is a real shame he was one of the greats.
the biker world will truly miss him

I loved watching him on Discovery Channel.I really loved his work.I sure he is missed dearly.

Indian Larry knew what the true meaning of FREEDOM was. Ride on bro.

I also last nite watching the american chopper show on discovery that i learned Larry and David Mann have passed. I am sitting in front of the tv now watching the american build off with Larry and Paul Yaffe Larry still kicks ass.
R.I.P

just got thru watching t v and at the end of the show the bottom fell out. to me he was the greatest bike builder ever.after a few min. i said to myself,,,what a hell of a way to go. R.I.P. LARRY....................................

I was wacting American Chopper when I heard about Indian Larry Death. I was saddened to here about him. I had meet him early in 2004. He was real nice and let me sit on his bike and get a picture with him. He will be miss by all the bikers. Your fan Capt Hook

R.I.P Larry

I was wacting American Chopper when I heard about Indian Larry Death. I was saddened to here about him. I had meet him early in 2004. He was real nice and let me sit on his bike and get a picture with him. He will be miss by all the bikers. Your fan Capt Hook

R.I.P Larry

I was watching American Chopper on Monday and was sadden to hear that we have lost Indian Larry and the great David Mann they were and still are a great inspirations to us all. R.I.P

I have been into design and motoring be it 4 wheels or 2 wheels for many years now. I would like to have sat down with larry and had a talk with him about different technologies and new building techniques. I had a lot of ideas that i wanted to ask him about and share with him. One of my goals in life as a lover of motor vehicles was to meet jesse james and indian larry. Part of that goal is now impossible. If i ever do get to build a bike the first one i make will be a tribute to all the great heros that have passed on in the world of 2 wheels. Two wheels, horsepower, the road, freedom. Larry understood this on a profound and deep level. I will not forget those that we owe so much to both in technological/atshetic legacy and in spirit. I hope that he knew or saw just how many people he touched and just how many he inspired before he left us.

"On the east coast we ride untill the day we die."

Safety FIRST.

- Andy H.

It's a great loss. He was one of the best.He is lost but not forgotton. Ride on Brother see you on the other side. when we all ride together??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????.

The world just got smaller. I'm so sorry to hear of his passing. What a bummer.

Ride on, Indian Larry.....you will be missed,...your talents will never be met!

what the hell happened?....my post laned in Ray bates post!

And if I'm called away and it's my turn to go,
Should the blood run cold in my veins,
Just one favor I'll be asking you,
Don't bury me here it's too cold,
Take me back,
Carry me back,
Down to Gasoline Alley where I started from.

I have always been a big fan of indian larry and gasoline alley. When i heard the news i started to cry. You will be gone from the earth but not from our hearts. See you when i get there larry.keep on riding.

R.I.P

I am stunned by the news i recieved a while back.i was gone at a race and when i came back my dad told me. I first thought that he was lying until i saw it on T.v. Ihope to see you when i'm there larry.
Rest in peace

I too, was shocked,to learn of Indian Larry's passing, just saw it on the Discovery bike build off. Larry was a true original,one of a kind , he took life by the horns, and never let go!! Long may you ride, BRO !!!!!!

I am deeply saddened by the lose to, not only the biker world, but the world at large, due to cable TV. Indian Larry, I know that you now know too, that there are motorcycles in heaven. There is a verse in the bible that tell us this too... "And the sound of David's triumph, was heard through out the land."... So now all can rest assured that there are bikes in heaven. Rest In Peace brother. My prayers go out to you and yours Bambi. God Bless Us All

just listen to the words of tim magraws song, live like you were dying. thats how larry lived every day. to its fulliest. he wore his heart on his sleeve to everyone. what a wonderful person. surely he rests with the lord.No better man, no better life, no better freedom.

There are some people few as they are as soon as you meet them you know they are for real, and can't help but like them. I was fortunate to have met two of them in my life,both have gone the same way, Larry being the latest. He left his mark, and will forever be larger than life. R.I.P Brother...

Indian larry was an awesome bike-builder!!!being a young thirteen and i want to persue a career in bike building,i miss him alot. iloved his Rat Fink bike. I am also a huge american chopper fan and i saw the david mann bike and i appreciate their recognition to larry. his tattoos were so cool! i know what it's like to lose someone i lost my great aunt carol in november and miss her alot. RIP indian larry, we will all miss you

Having typed and erased a few times, I'll just say I am extremely saddened on learning the news of Larry's death. It is a shock.

(Genius combined with humility make for quite an artist)

larry,
may your roads be long and your ride be bitchen'........

Sorry to hear about larry, i Just watched american chopper
a few weeks back and learned
about his passing during the david mann bike episode so sad!

"Long may you run"

R.I.P.


Marcus, Porum Oklahoma

Sorry to hear about larry, i Just watched american chopper
a few weeks back and learned
about his passing during the david mann bike episode so sad!

"Long may you run"

R.I.P.


Marcus, Porum Oklahoma

What an awesome tribute to Indian Larry. My husband, children, and I have spent many hours watching his work on the discovery channel and was just in awe, in seeing the transformation of steel into a beautiful chopper. I knew of his passing at the time, however didn't know this place existed. You are greatly missed but know you are in a much better place.

We are missing you
The Garcia Family

Just cant understand, hear *I am reading about indian larry and this week was DImebag Darrell OF Pantera /Damagplan. OH IF I could only FIND A NATIVE AMERICAN BIKER ! emmsxx

LARRY U R THE GREATEST BIKE BUILDER OF ALL TIME I U WILL GREATLY B MISSED RIDE TO LIVE LIVE TO RIDE THAT IS INDIAN LARRY SEE-YA

I was at a wedding a couple of days after Indian Larry's death, and a cousin of mine from a different state, that i have not seen in a very long time came up to me and the first thing he said was did you hear about Indian Larry? I said yeah. And shook his hand.
He will be missed!!

Larry we miss you. MY dad loves choppers and he loves your work. We just got done watching the discovery channel and saw he died and we will truly miss him!

Hi there, My husband and I love watching Indian Larry building his bikes. But for some reason had not heard he died until tonight. We were watching OCC's show with the bike for Dave Mann and Paul Senior was saying how they lost 2 important people in the bike world. Well when he said Indian Larry my husband and I yelled.. rewound the show and played it again to be sure we heard it right. Then I came right on line to see what I could find out. Omg this is an incredible shame. He was such an amazing guy. The world certainly is a lesser place without him in it. So sad.

Few fully imbrace the true spirit of the biker culture as Larry did every day of his life. Some say his death was tragic and a stupid way to go but I say THEY miss the point. Larry passed doing what he loved more than anything else. We should all be so lucky! Better to go in a blaze of glory than to wither on the vine....

I looked up to Larry alot and I am deeply saddened that the world has lost such a great man. I never had the priveledge to meet him but I had hoped to. I guess now I cant. at least he died riding, the thing he loved most. You will ride on forever Larry. in the hearts of millions. Forever.

"The Legend Of The Raindrop"

The legend of the raindrop
Has a lesson for us all
As it trembled in the heavens...
Questioning whether it should fall-
For the glistening raindrop argued
To the genie of the sky
"I am beautiful and lovely
As I sparkle here on high,
And hanging here I will become
Part of the rainbow's hue
And I'll shimmer like a diamond
For all the world to view"...
But the genie told the raindrop,
"Do not hesitate to go,
For you will be more beautiful
If you fall to earth below,
For you will sink into the soil
And be lost a while from sight,
But when you reappear on earth,,
You'll be looked on with delight;
For you will be the raindrop
That quenched the thirsty ground
And helped the lovely flowers
To blossom all around,
And in your resurrection
You'll appear in queenly clothes
With the beauty of the lily
And the fragrance of the rose;
Then, when you wilt and wither,
You'll become part of the earth
And make the soil more fertile
And give new flowers birth"...
For there is nothing ever lost
Or eternally neglected,
For everything God ever made
Is always resurrected;
So trust God's all-wise wisdom
And doubt the Father never,
For in His Heavenly Kingdom
There is nothing lost forever.

'Anonymous'

Especially to Larry's family, and also his friends and aquaintences; Although Indian's earthly vessel has been broken, you will surely sense his spirit as he soars among you. He is never far from you just as my brother Dirck accompanies and comforts me throughout the journey.
Trust and in time you will see his signs and know.
God Blessed you INDIAN LARRY. Rest in Peace.

.....I HAVE ONLY GOTTEN TO KNOW OF INDIAN LARRY OVER THE 'AMERICAN CHOPPER' SERIES.
HE SEEMED LIKE SUCH A PURE & HUMBLE MAN...
HE HAD A WEATHERED LOOK OF WISDOM, AND MAYBE PAIN...ETCHED INTO HIS FACE.
HE WAS A TRUE ARTIST, THATS WHAT WAS ATTRACTIVE TO ME /ABOUT HIM.
YOU COULD FEEL HIS PASSION, THRU THE TV SCREEN~!
I AM SORRY FOR THE FAMILY AND FRIENDS OF THIS UNIQUE MAN...PLEASE ACCEPT MY CONDOLENCES.

(REVELATION 21:4)

really sad about Larry.he was the real deal.he will be missed so much.ride on larry!

I just heard of Indian Larry's passing. I would normally rush online to the news I want and skip everything else... but grew convicted and read this entire page... it is the least I could do. Like many, I only knew Larry via TV... but I felt as though I knew him, and I'm sure the man on TV was the man himself-- you can just tell it was so. Larry Blessed me... He lived as more of a Christian than most religious people! I bet Jesus would have hung out with Indian Larry had they been contemporaries! ... well, now they're hangin'... and I, for one, am jealous. God Bless those who mourn-- Larry's family, the Gang at Gasoline Alley, his other close friends, the viewers sharing this moment to read and learn about Larry's Legacy... may you be comforted. THE GLORY OF GOD IS MAN FULLY ALIVE.... that's what I saw in Indian Larry... May we ALL LIVE MORE... Thank you, Larry. Ride on, man.

Indian Larry you crazy son-of-a-bitch... I hope you never rest. You are building choppers with Hells Angel Denver Mullins, ED (BIG DADDY ROTH) and you are hanging with Sam Pierce that bought every Indian part he could get his hands on....I bet you still say, FUCK HELMETS! I do but I saw a helmet save a kids life once.....Good riding Larry you wild ass son-of-a-bitch. FEAR NOTHING!

WE`LL MISS YOU INDIAN LARRY.
YOU WERE THE GREATEST BIKE BUILDER IN THE WORDL
I GUESS THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER INDIAN LARRY I JUST HOPE SOME DAY I GET ENOGH MONEY TO BUY ONE OF INDIAN LARRY`S BIKE SOME DAY

Hi;
I have a question? Why was Indian Larry called Indian Larry? Was he native American, or did he get started riding the famous Indian motorcycles?
I would like to know where to send my regards to his family as to my sorrow, over his death! I am disabled and miss riding more than anything that one might miss. Let me know where I can send my regards to such an artist and human beings family and friends!

RIP Indian Larry (ride them clouds brother)
I wish I could have met you!!!!

JD Portenier (The Professor)

PS: I have been to the Gasoline Alley Web site, but there is no real contact information there! Killer song though that was written as to Indian Larry's achievements (Chopper Royalty)!

i think indian larry was awesome but crazy in a good way becaus he would lay down on his bike and godown the road he trusted his bikes

R.I.P INDIAN LARRY we love ya

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    "i would like to point out that this really sucks and whoever wrote this should be strangled to death"
  • Gerard Vanderleun, American Digest
    "immortal"
  • Noah Pollack, Commentary Magazine
    "pure brilliance"
  • Tim Blair, Sydney Telegraph (Australia)
    "As Sandy Roberts says: 'When you think of Bhutan, you think of archery.' And when you think of Vettes, Ferraris and Hemi-powered rods, you think of Iowahawk and his LA-bound nitroclan"
  • Elder of Zion
    "Ever-brilliant"
  • Cliff May, National Review
    "Iowahawk understands what Obama is saying"
  • Ed Driscoll
    "As Always, Life Imitates IowaHawk"
  • Western Standard (Canada)
    "Warning: Iowahawk's brand of humor may offend Canadian fascists"
  • The London Fog (Canada)
    "Thank you Iowahawk... Canada is not worthy"
  • euRabia (Czech Republic)
    Míváte také někdy "jeden z těch dní?"
  • Six Meat Buffet
    "ever-brilliant"
  • Instapundit
    "It's IowaHawk's world; Hillary is just living in it"
  • Juliette Ochieng, Baldilocks
    "Sage, I tells ya"
  • Departmento de Humanidades, Instituto Internacional de Ciencias Sociais (Brazil)
    "O mundo pos-moderno encontra Geoffrey Chaucer: Isto é o que acontece quando revivem os Contos de Canterbury em nossos tempos"
  • Gudmundson (Sweden)
    "Glimrande elaka Jenny Westerstrand kanske aspirerar på att bli en ny Iowahawk, vad vet jag. Bra satir är det hur som helst för lite av i bloggosfären"
  • The Great Satan
    "luckiest man alive"
  • Maggie's Farm
    "If Iowahawk ever calls, and says: Road trip!, never say no"
  • Michelle Malkin
    "You almost can’t parody this mess... but Iowahawk can and does so again brilliantly"
  • Rachel Lucas
    "evil genius"
  • Barcepundit (Spain)
    "Pure genius"
  • Jules Crittendon
    "as usual Iowahawk’s unrelenting, merciless and cruel mockery [is] clear evidence that even at this late date, the old gods yet walk among us and would toy with us"
  • Artblog
    "delivers the coup de grace"
  • Physics Geek
    "Good thing that Iowahawk exists: otherwise, we'd have to invent him"
  • Jeff Goldstein, Protein Wisdom
    "Funny? This dude wouldn't know funny if it sidled up next to him at a barn razing and stuck it's nipple in his ear. "-- But that doesn't mean he isn't earnest..."
  • Kilátás a karosszékből (Hungary)
    A sikerhez viszont az is kell, hogy David H. Petraeus tábornokot egy megfelelő stylistcsapat vegye a szárnyai alá, mert ahogy kinézett a kongresszusi meghallgatáson, az valami rettenetes – szól Matthew DeBord megsemmisítő ítélete. Én zokogtam...
  • Joseph Bottum, First Things
    "I’m on the board of a literary magazine at a small state university, and, at the board’s meeting this spring, the editor mentioned that he had wanted to reprint the blogger Iowahawk’s hilarious swipe at the archbishop of Canterbury... Unfortunately, the editor said, the magazine couldn’t do reprint it. The legal adviser from the university’s administration had said no—not on the grounds that it was offensive to Anglicans and their archbishop, but on the grounds that it mentioned Islam, and the school could receive bomb threats as a result of publishing it."
  • Michael Goldfarb, Weekly Standard
    "masterpiece"
  • Tim Blair
    "crazy bastard"
  • Andrew Bolt, Melbourne Herald Sun (Australia)
    "Great skills"
  • Michelle Malkin
    "brilliant"
  • Dr. Melissa Clouthier
    "Did I mention that I love Iowahawk? Because I do. He's such a manly blogger and I'd like to meet him because he' funny and has a rotten streak. I like men with a rotten streak."
  • Jakarta Blok M (Indonesia)
    "5 bintangs on the 'Revometer'"
  • CathCon
    "This is the funniest material I have ever read on the internet"
  • Matt Hayden (Australia)
    "Bloke's a comedy god, I reckon"
  • Amused Cynic
    "...should be put in the National Archives next to the Declaration of Independence in the special nuclear bomb-proof case... Funniest thing I’ve ever read"
  • Ruth Gledhill, Times of London (UK)
    "utterly brilliant"
  • Patrick O'Hannigan - The American Spectator
    "Brilliant"
  • Peter Breedveld, Frontaal Naakt (Netherlands)
    "Speciaal voor de aartsbisschop van Canterbury deze geheel vernieuwde politiekincorrecte versie van de Canterbury Tales van de Amerikaanse blogger Iowahawk. Vooral de fraaie strofe 'everybody muste get stoned' zal de eerwaarde sharia-supporter uit het hart gegrepen zijn"
  • Lone Star Times
    "Only a hotrod fanatic from the cornfields of Iowa could concoct such a literary masterpiece"
  • David Freddoso, National Review
    "Now this is funny... brilliant rendering"
  • Resurrection Song
    "Good Lord, that's nifty...may not be the coolest thing ever in the ‘sphere, but it must be close... read and marvel at the wonder"
  • Public Secrets
    "Sheer genius"
  • Scott Johnson, Power Line
    "Virtuoso"
  • Rachel Lucas
    "brilliant... Awesomeness"
  • Document.no (Norway)
    "Som alltid leverer Iowahawk varene, denne gangen i form av en oppgradering av Chaucer i anledning erkebiskop Rowan Williams' sharia-uttalelser. Dette må være det morsomste som hittil er publisert i blogosfæren"
  • Rod Dreher, Crunchy Con
    "inimitable... absolutely brilliant satire"
  • Melanie Philips, The Spectator (UK)
    "too good not to share"
  • Jules Crittenden, Boston Herald
    "Iowahawk needs to quit screwing around and just change his name to Geniushawk"
  • Midwest Conservative Journal
    "It's Iowahawk's world. He just lets the rest of us live in it"
  • National Association of Manufacturers
    "Widely respected feared"
  • Zürcher Presseverein (Switzerland)
    "Dies eine Schlagzeile der US-Stiftung «Media Violence Project». Die Journalisten die hinter diesem Projekt stehen, möchten die amerikanische Öffentlichkeit aufrütteln und die Massen bezüglich Gewalt gegen Journalistinnen und Journalisten sensibilisieren. Hier findet man diverse Plakate und Sujets der Stiftung."
  • Lone Star Times
    "Between cleaning carburetors and restoring classic American cars, Burge churns out some of the funniest and decisively deadly wit and commentary on the web... Write the Pulitzer Committee and demand Iowahawk should win"
  • Roger Kimball, Pajamas Media
    "inspired … I was going to say 'parody,' but really it is far too close to the original to be called a parody. Really, it is like the play Hamlet stages to 'catch the conscience of the King,' a dramatic re-enactment of the very crime Claudius had committed but had yet to acknowledge. It worked for Hamlet; will Iowahawk’s performance work for the rest of us? It is too early to tell. But ... it is more truthful, and far more amusing, than anything you’ll read in the [New York] Times."
  • Power Line
    "Iowahawk deserves a Pulitzer"
  • Sissy Willis
    "should be required reading for all students planning a 'career' in journalism"
  • National Review Media Blog
    "Hilarious"
  • Mark Steyn
    "Meticulous... one man investigative unit"
  • Ace, Ace of Spades HQ
    "Fucking brilliant... Well played, Iowahawk"
  • Mary Katherine Ham
    "Hands down the best damn roadkill-centric caucus coverage you'll read"
  • Wat Tyler, Burning Our Money (UK)
    "brilliant and scary insight"
  • Paul Kedrosky, Infectious Greed
    "I really don't know how best to summarize IowaHawk's you-are-there white-trash treatise... If you crossed Hunter Thompson and Michael Lewis, you might get something this angry and bizarre"
  • The McMuffins (UK)
    "Iowahawk and his lovely wife... did not appear to be the psychopathic stalking killers we had been warned about, although that Iowahawk did have a murderous look in his eyes and an unusual amount of froth coming from his mouth"
  • Washington Times
    "Objectively hilarious"
  • Ace, Ace of Spades HQ
    "trust Iowahawk to bring the funny"
  • Hugh Hewitt
    "My turn on the Iowahawk carving board."
  • Ryan Cochran, The Jalopy Journal
    "Good pal and loon"
  • Los Boulevardos
    "Facts: 1) I think blogs are gay. 2) That dude has a rad blog."
  • AutoBlog
    "a very cool blogger"
  • Boing Boing
    "Our pal"
  • The Intertubes
    "Iowahawk must be one of the awesomest pack-rats ever"
  • Hog on Ice
    "Might as well not exist"
  • chasovschik
    "Iowahawk представляет впечатляющую коллекцию антикварных сельскохозяйственных приборов"
  • The Sophistry
    "One of the best writers in the world."
  • בצל טוב (Good Onion - Israel)
    אמנם היה קיץ והזרימה חלשה יותר, וגם ההצקות של זבובוני החול זה לא משהו שאפשר להתעלם ממנו, אבל באמת היה סיור יפה (הרבה מחיאות כפיים, צעיר ערבי שהכרתי וגו’).
  • Karl Maher
    "Dave Burge can read the terrorists' minds!"
  • Instapundit
    "Iowahawk for President: he's got my vote!"
  • Hugh Hewitt
    "2008's Christopher Walken... bad news"
  • House of Dumb
    "Fortunately, there's always Iowahawk to give us that 'last cigarette in front of the firing squad' feeling"
  • Adam Smith Institute (UK)
    "Tom Lehrer was wrong, satire is not dead yet."
  • Procurando Vagas
    "Todo ano o site Iowahawk promove um concurso bem diferente, o Miss Presidiária, onde você escolhe a condenada mais bonita dos EUA do ano... Mais vamos ajudar a patricinha e dar uma força, porque ela merece"
  • EU Referendum
    "superlative... wonderfully funny"
  • Panikowsky
    "А вот сатирическая издевка по мотивам..."
  • Balagan
    "Le blog américain Iowahawk, qui traite l'actualité par la dérision, a transposé les évènements du Moyen Orient dans le Midwest américain en jouant sur le fait que Mideast veut dire Moyen Orient"
  • Power Line
    "Amazing"
  • Zombie (ZombieTime)
    "Iowahawk is the most underpaid man in America"
  • Manolo (Manolo's Shoe Blog)
    "You are indeed super fantastic!"
  • Little Miss Attila
    "Iowahawk's the kind of guy you'd want to run into in that alternate universe. You know: the one in which no one is married, and the bars stay open all night"
  • Robert Spencer (Jihad Watch)
    "marvelously dead-on"
  • Banzai Aphrodite
    "Iowahawk reminds me why I love blogs"
  • Dan Collins (Protein Wisdom)
    "I pretty much suck Iowahawk's d***"
  • Free Counterpoint
    "This man is brilliant."
  • Lawrence Henry, American Spectator
    "The Internet humor champ"
  • Blacklake (Hot Air Comments)
    "I’d say Iowahawk was a genius, but geniuses aren’t generally very clever. Plus, studies have shown that nine out of ten have no idea how to clean a carb. So, statistically speaking, his geniushood is unlikely."
  • Michael Malone (ABC News 'Silicon Insider')
    "The great Web satirist"
  • Deep Thought Blog
    "Possibly the funniest blogger on Earth"
  • The Weekly Standard
    "Fantastic and profane parody"
  • Jonah Goldberg (National Review Online)
    "Very Funny... Much profanity, natch"
  • State 29
    "The King of all Insightful Vulgarness"
  • Gerard Van der Leun (Pajamas Media)
    "The Master of Disaster... Where else on the web can you channel-surf the spirits of Mark Twain and Big Daddy Roth on the same page?"
  • Dean Barnett (HughHewitt.com)
    "The reigning comic genius of the blogosphere"
  • James Taranto (Wall St Journal's Best of the Web)
    "the best way to respond to this sort of thing is with mockery, as blogger Iowahawk... devastatingly does"
  • Right Wing Bob
    "Iowahawk remains probably the most versatile purveyor of America - boosting depravity on the scene today"
  • Daily Kos commentors
    "The new McCarthyism... F***ing pr***. Now go cry to momma" ... “just punch the stupid f***er out"..."shut [his] f***ing mouth while I'm pummelling him"..."me & my brick in a dark alley"... "sharpen your knives"... "“maybe [he] will consider the possibility of getting a shot in the teeth”
  • Dr. Melissa Clouthier
    "Most bloggers would lose a bar room brawl. There are exceptions."
  • Rand Simberg (Transterrestrial Musings)
    "Next time Iowahawk beats up on you, just take it. If you try to fight back, it only gets worse. It's like one of those monsters that, the harder you fight it, the stronger it gets, because it actually feeds on your pathetic swats."
  • Blog Québécois
    "If Iowahawk ever decides to turn his guns on you, accept your beating with good grace and a rueful chuckle. If you try to fight back, it only gets funnier."
  • Roger Kimball (The New Criterion)
    "The excellent weblog IowaHawk summarized some of the thoughts I had... I must also laud David Burge of IowaHawk for his gritty pragmatism. He is no armchair crusader, full of empty imprecations."
  • Michelle Malkin
    "Iowahawk brings the funny"
  • Blackfive
    "This pipe-smokin' assassin is the pure ass heat"
  • James Waterton (Samizdata)
    "bloody magnificent... Is there a Nobel prize for comedy? If not, we damn well need one"
  • Mark Steyn
    "I take my hat off. This belongs to a very select group of Jokes I Wish I'd Thought Of First: 'It's that time of year when we honor the ultimate MILF: Mother Earth'"
  • Jim Treacher
    "I don't LIKE you. I LOVE you. In a GAY way."
  • Bill Whittle
    "I've met him, you know -- Iowahawk. 6'7" he is, arms like mighty oak trees, legs like even mightier oak trees: clear grey eyes looking to the far horizon, his lantern jaw set against the approaching storm but yet with a slight hint of a distant smile bourne of many combats won and mortal enemies vanquished. I stood speechless in his presence at a restaurant in Marina del Rey --- just speechless, weeping silently at the sheer magnetism and force of personality coming off the man in seismic waves; a transcendental, religious experience that kept me awake for a week, as if I had seen the heavens split open in a blaze of orange and purple glory, and all of God's Great Plan revealed. And when he finally did speak, it was the sound of distant thunder echoing off ancient mountains, a sound that predates mankind's puny schreeching -- a sound that, indeed, is antecedent to the founding of Life on Earth and comes carried through the ether on the shock wave of ancient dying stars. And though he only spoke twelve words during the four hours I stood in his presence, those words are with me still, a perfect dozen seared into my memory, written in gold across the great hall of my mind. He said, 'HEY, CAN YOU GET THIS ONE? I LEFT MY WALLET AT HOME.'"
  • Spongeworthy
    "But no shit, Iowahawk might get up tomorrow, get baked, grab his beautiful wife and ride his moped backwards to a Hells Angel rally, then drink himself into oblivion and fight about 7 crank dealers from the Racine chapter of the Death Jokers all by himself. Then maybe he'd go home, romance the beautiful wife, build a perfect retro treehouse for his perfect kids, drink a bottle of tequila, prepare a 3-course meal while beating away a push-in home invader and sacrificing him on a makeshift, though historically accurate, Inca altar he built in the woods behind the railroad tracks. Then he'd sit down and knock out a tremedously insulting Leftist parody that pissed off thread after thread of Kos and DU lunatics, romance the bride once again and fall asleep chuckling. It's like he's Paul Bunyan and Mark Twain rolled up into one hipster"
  • Allahpundit
    "profane... bloodthirsty... hilarious"
  • Patterico
    "...the guy is a comic genius"
  • Thomas Lifson (The American Thinker)
    "Now more than ever. America needs Iowahawk"
  • Tim Blair
    "...more cool than is healthy for any human... he is from deep space"
  • Charles Johnson (Little Green Footballs)
    "Iowahawk is some kinda damn genius"
  • Glenn Reynolds (Instapundit)
    "All I can say to IowaHawk is, 'We're not worthy'"