BAM BAM, JA JA
At long last, mankind's prayers have been answered: the Germans have successfully bred a Teutonic mutant uber-baby. Sleep well.
GLAD THAT'S ALL CLEARED UP
Ace reporter Ron Grossman of the Chicago Trib pinpoints the real tragedy of the beheading craze: they "evoke stereotypes."
In the eyes of contemporary Westerners, decapitation is particularly repulsive--an emotional response the abductors depended upon.
Silly contemporary Westerners.
The Smoking Gun has the dirt on the Right Honorable Donald D. Thompson, district judge of Creek County, Oklahoma, who faces removal for, umm... "spanking the little jurist." With an "enhancement pump." In court. While presiding over a murder trial. The Jerkin' Jurist appears to have a soft spot for public tolerance, having overturned an Oklahoma smoking-section ventilation rule.
Calling all collegians! Big term paper due in Critical History 106, but it's Dollar Pitcher Nite at the Rathskellar? Well, worry no more! Now there' The Lefterator, a random text generator that spews Chomskian cant so convincing, your professor won't just give you an A -- they'll publish it under their own name! (Via Michele)
TEACH THE CHILDREN WELL
Who says campus idealism and youthful protest are dead? The American Thinker reports that hundreds of Iranian students have formed a human chains around nuclear facilities in Arak and Abu Shahr. To protect them.