Visitors are extremely welcomed to the website of Mr. Excellency Prisedent Yasser Arafat. The State Information Service sheds informing lights on various life aspects and activities and blogging thoughts of Mr. President and many happy friends across the lands. SIS intends to meet all your curiosities regarding the life of the symbol President who has spent all his life in excellent strugglings to attain his country's independence, and also comfort baby-wipe tissues. You will enjoy stature of his people's and rise of his independent state, and to play excellent online martyrdom games if the visitor has Flash 5.0 or higher-version. Your inquiries to Mr. President will be replied, too! Hitting PayPal button, please.
The excellent President cares for all humanitarian issues including women and children. He strives to ensure a better life for the family, society and all humanity, and other issues. Of the main humanitarian activities are: -
* Adopts martyrs' children
* Sets up orphanages
* Making sure many jobs for orphanage workers
* For not-yet orphans, delicious sweets and information pamphlets
* Hot Jobs" message board for unemployed martyrs* Cares for the Palestinian woman issues, like comfort-belts for martydom operations.
* Supports human rights’ issues, and orphanages' rights' issues.
*Supports environment issues, H.E. formulated a special ministry for this purpose for making Environmental Affairs to pursue such issues, with cheerful Woody the Eco-martyr Owl cartoon for orphans.
* Reassures his friends, comrades and activists of liberation in the whole world, in every occasion and he initiates to visit them, and always thoughtful bringing own shampoo and soaps.
* Renounces tyranny and occupation, and does not visit them.
* Tests comfort baby-wipes.
Daily Working Hours:
Colleagues of Mr. President say that he finds utter pleasure in pursuing all his people's issues "all day long and part of the night," like in popular classic rocking Kinks song. He is pursuing issues eight days a week. Hardly can he find time for his family and comfort, and though he is frequently to try he is hardly to be getting no satisfaction.
Political Aspect:
The President watches daily and directly over the crucial Palestinian people's issues. HE has a special priority for the peace process and its developments and follow up the concluded agreements, and for adheres to processing new agreements and follow-up developments. HE. is assisted with team of advisers in all life domains and operations, and comfort tissue-wipes. His Excellency President Arafat persists to convene the council of ministers weekly and regularly to discuss all political and economical issues and draft laws, and keeping sharp lookout for Zionist helicopters.
Mr. President keeps track of work development issues in the all the country's departments; in particular, Department of Orphans and Department of Martyrs, and also Department of Issues. Primarily, he cares for following up the constitution of the state of Palestine in collaboration with the Arab League. The president devotes himself to visitings and photo-shoots of rulers and presidents, of the Arab and foreign countries and organizations, and after a light lunch checks are endorsed, and then a refreshing cat-nap, and then "Wheel of Fortune," and in evenings more meetings to pursue support for the Palestinian cause.
Economical Aspect:
Similar to the President's trail of the political aspect he closely chases after the economic status, as for: enacting economical and investmentical laws, making sure checks are cashable; in addition to setting up great projects such as the Gaza International Airport, the Seaport, and the Orphan Megaplex, and also to making important reports of requests for more checks.
Social Aspect:
The President adheres to be available at all national, religious and social occasions. His Excellency pays a special attention to the handicapped, the soon-to-be handicapped, prisoners and the martyrs' families, and endeavors to be available for their many social occasions. He adheres to bring a thoughtful house-gift, such as lovely flowers, and checks and sweets for for martyrs' orphans.
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Excellent!
It's good to see you're helping the world get to know our favorite (just barely ahead of "Peanuts" Carter, of course) Nobel Peace Prize winner as the (sub-)human he really is.
Thanks!
Posted by: Bronson | May 19, 2004 at 10:13 AM
What Fran Drescher said...
or
Scrumpdillyicious...
Posted by: Tongue Boy | May 19, 2004 at 01:56 PM
what no mention of the infamous red binder. fwiw glad i put a little yellow sticky paper next to my monitor that has a list of drink warning sites
/back to my herbal tea
Posted by: jimmytheclaw | May 19, 2004 at 11:46 PM
Hey! Why are you picking on his Mr. Excellency-look-at-my-kaffiyeh-isn't-it-pretty?
Sheesh, an old, stinky, unappreciated hero, and everyone makes fun of him. Have you no heart? Have you no baby wipes?
Free Falafel for the Falafel People!
Posted by: zorkmidden Um falafel | May 22, 2004 at 02:56 PM
FOFL. I'll be back for more...
Posted by: Zonie | May 22, 2004 at 06:16 PM