Bring Me The Head Of Andy Rooney

So now I'm expected to provide content for two blogs? I haven't been so good at keeping up with one. I've got plenty of opinions, sure, just a lack of interest in delineating them all, unless I am provided with a few shots of Maker's Mark and a captive audience. I mean really captive, like James Caan in Misery.

I suppose I'll come up with something. After all, it's my civic duty to keep shoveling worthless complaints and unsolicited opinions into the gaping maw of the internet, (I refuse to capitalize that word) like a train boilerman tossing hobo corpses into the firebox. Goddamn 'bos!!

Comments

[iowahawk]

A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Hobo-wich is a meal.

[Jim Treacher]

Aw, two whole blogs? Try five! But then, I can't even draw a straight line, let alone a full-figured demon-lady fellating a pitchfork.