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Iowahawk attended the University of Iowa where he studied at the prestigeous Iowa Drinkers Workshop. He went on to graduate studies at Ottumwa Body & Fender, where he earned an MBS (Master of Bondo Science).

Iowahawk's articles have appeared in Middle East Quarterly, the European Business Journal,, Jalopy Journal, and Garage Magazine.

An avid collector of Precious Moments figurines and celebrity dental molds, he currently lives in Chicago.


Hot rods, fireworks, cheap beer. Your financial support for these activities is deeply appreciated. If you are so inclined, feel free to drop a buck or two into the tip jar on the left sidebar on the main page.